jokes about blonds
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- Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your ...
- Cute Blond
- A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute ...
- More blondes 12
- Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
Q: What do you call ...
- More blondes 7
- A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, ...
- Blond Job
- A blond walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few ...
- Blond
- A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The ...
- Smart Blond
- Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she ...
- More blondes 16
- Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES?
A: They take off their makeup.
...
- More blondes 13
- Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: ...
- Brunette Blond Brunette
- Q: What do you call a blonde ...
- Blond |Brain
- Q: How do you make a blonde's brain ...
- More blondes 17
- Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why do blondes drive ...
- Blonde Logic
- Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, " ...
- No Brakes
- There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the ...
- More blondes 1
- What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's ...
- Blond in tree
- Q: How do you get a blonde out ...
- More blondes 2
- Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
She thought it was pregnant because it ...
- Dogs
- A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
- A Blonde
- Guy is in a bar and strikes up a conversation with a dumb blond.
"I'm curious, do you smoke after ...
- More blondes 6
- What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out ...
- More blondes 14
- Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get ...
- More blondes 15
- Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
...
- Blond
- Man – “I would like some fries, please. Blonde at the counter – “Ok……………………â ...
- More blondes 10
- Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She ...
- More blondes 3
- Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
What do you ...
- Blonde TV
- A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The ...
- A husband and his blonde wife
- A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along. ...
- Seagull
- A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking Along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps ...
- Lawyers and Blondes
- A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he ...
- Blonde
- A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'l take to fly from San ...
- Blond vs Ventriloquist
- A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...
- Blonde
- What are the blonde's first words after 4 ...
- Elevator
- A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator..
Blonde starts shouting: "HELP! HELP!"
...
- Blond Rancher
- A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, ...
- More blondes 19
- I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to ...
- Florida or the Moon
- Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, " ...
- More blondes 18
- Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde ...
- Born
- Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: ...
- Blonde joke
- After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
- IDK
- Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: ...
- Backseat
- A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she ...
- Blond
- Q: Why did the blond tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping ...
- Blonde
- A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today ...
- Blonde
- Two blondes walk into a building... you'd ...
- Two blondes fishing
- Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
- Silly Blond
- A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time ...
- Blonde Speeding
- A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
- A blond and a redhead
- A blond and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and ...
- River Walk
- There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite ...
- Blonde Guy Joke
- The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a ...
- Head & Shoulders
- Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and ...
- Beautiful Blond
- A beautiful blonde walks up to a craps table. She bets ten thousand on one roll of the dice. She ...
- Breast stroke
- A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the ...
- Blonde Car Accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her ...
- Thermos
- A blond girl buys a thermos.
She brings it to work and shows it off to all of her friends.
friend: ...
- Barking Dog
- A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
- Blonde
- A blonde read the headline of a newspaper, "3 Brazilian die in bus crash". "Oh no, that's terrible!" ...
- Blond
- A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. ...
- A blonde
- A blonde sitting on a bar stool in a dress leaned over the bar and told the bartender. I am not ...
- Thermos
- A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by ...
- Scared blond woman
- A blond takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant."
The ...
- Bodybuilder and the Blonde
- A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and ...
- Flights
- A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
- Directions
- A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
...
- Shoes
- A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained ...
- Blonde Teenager
- A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it
true what Rita just told ...
- Blond at the Appliance Store
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she ...
- Blonde detective
- Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
- Rectum deodorant
- A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, ...
- A blonde Paintjob
- This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all ...
- Blonde movie
- Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see ...
- Puppy
- Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was ...
- Brunettes
- Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde ...
- Mug Shot
- Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police ...
- Jump or Not?
- Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
- A Travel Agency (blonde joke)
- A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she ...
- Blonde and Car
- This guy was driving in a car with a blonde.
He told her to stick her head out the window and ...
- Bus stop
- Two blonde ladies at a bus stop: The first asks: "Which bus will you take?"
The second says "the ...
- Swim
- A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette ...
- Blond
- A blond woman desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the ...
- First class seat
- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...
- Two Blondes
- There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang ...
- Jump
- Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the ...
- Desert
- A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep ...
- X-mas stamps
- A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, " ...
- Grasshopper
- A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs ...
- Turn back your car odometer
- A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a ...
- Going to Chicago
- There was a blond that sat down in first class of an airplane going to Chicago.
A stewardess came ...
- To rob a Bank
- A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their ...
- The Sun
- A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
- Hailstorm
- A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was ...
- Three Blondes - Texas Highway Patrol
- Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The ...
- Speeding
- Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.
"Hey," asked the ...
- Speeding
- Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the ...
- Blonds with Pigs
- One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart.
...
- Baby
- A blonde calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains ...
- Knitting
- A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was ...
- Interview
- Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The ...
- Golf Ball
- A blond golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally the pro askes her what ...
- Jamaica
- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she ...
