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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? A: Last years hide and go seek winner. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air bubbles. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what? Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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