jokes about wife

Your wife called and said #buy #motor
A picture of darth vaders wife
my wife is weird #conversation #angry
Math made simple if you have $20 #wife
Machine takes money #ex #wife
comparing boys and girls #single #married
overenthusiastic girlfriend is bad news #marriage
men submissive to woman
Every man has this look when his wife is driving
my wife isnt thrilled about my new game
sick wife carry to kitchen to make breakfast
wife of the year carring case of Budweiser through the snow
santa explaining his wife he saw his old girlfriend
Married
A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even ...
More Wives
More Wives I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn' ...
Marriage Counselor
One day a couple visited a marriage counselor about their children. The wife says to the marriage ...
Wives and Husbands and more
Wives and Husbands and more Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing...? ...
When I die?
WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why ...
Marriage Seminar
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife ...
Notice
A newly married husband puts a notice in front of his home. For Sale: computer and encyclopedia, ...
Fortune
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a ...
Married Couple
A married couple are sitting in the office of a marriage counselor. Neither of them have said a ...
Marriage Humour
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our ...
Marriage
While attending a Marriage seminar dealing with communication, Jack and his wife, Barb, listened to ...
Married Couple
This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table ...
Marriage
A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was ...
Wives
Wives When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David ...
Married...how many?
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know ...
Married
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: ...
Two choices in Life
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you ...
Married
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. ...
Marriage
Two antennas's decided one day to get married. The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was ...
Married Men
They say that married men live longest. It's ...
The millionaire husband
Man 1: I became a millionaire after marriage. Man 2: Wow! Your wife has sure bought lots of luck ...
Happy
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband. “Don’t be too sure, ...
Married
A man is incomplete until he is ...
More Marriage
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! ...
Wife Jokes
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming... 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever ...
Married Lives
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that ...
Married
A man is incomplete until he is ...
Very elderly Widow
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ' ...
Never Argued
A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," ...
Marriage
The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- ...
Married
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when ...
A married couple in their early 60s
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, ...
Marriage
A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, " ...
Marriage Couseling
At a BBQ a couple was chatting with some guests when the marriage counseling topic came up. The ...
Getting Married
"My girlfriend and I are talking about getting married. She keeps asking me if I can support her, ...
Getting Married
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, ...
Widow
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Ted, Bruce and Jed. Ted falls off and is killed ...
Remarried
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. ...
Married Couple
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 ...
My Wife
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not ...
Sexual Positions
It has been studied and determined that the most often used Sexual position for married couples ...
Turned Down
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it ...
Fairy
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a ...
Old Friends
A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner. His buddy preceded every request ...
Love and Marriage
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth Ashley Many a ...
Husband and wife
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as ...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she ...
10 time divorce
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding ...
He said, She said
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to ...
You Do The Math...
You Do The Math... ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb ...
Marry
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of ...
What is Celibacy?
What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. ...
Reading a book
A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is all curled up, ready to go to sleep, as ...
Last Word
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that ...
A young Couple
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife ...
An Irish Point of View on the Election race..
An Irish Point of View on the Election race.. We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are ...
Supper
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? ...
Pulling his Pud
A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud, and the old man exclaims, "Son, if you are ...
Religion
Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.' Joe: 'Really?' Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I ...
Married
A man and woman are standing at the altar, about to be married, when the bride-to-be looks at her ...
Perfect Marriage
RED SKELTON'S Recipe for the Perfect Marriage: 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, ...
Counseling
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the ...
Golf Ball
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his ...
The Wife
* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's on the TV?'' I said, ''Dust!'' * In the ...
If I died
Woman: Would you get married again if I died? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not -- don't you ...
Husband and Wife
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife? "Without Infomation Fighting Everytime". Wife on ...
Business men
A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their ...
Describe Me
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" ...
A newly wed Couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, ...
Grill
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the ...
Pictures
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the ...
For sale
Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of ...
Friends
Why can't a guy see his ...
Whos your daddy?
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor ...
Where's the Husband?
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night ...
Newly weds
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband ...
Three men
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives. The first two ...
Divorce in Heaven
There was a couple who was about to get married. Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and ...
A marriage Counselor
A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor. The ...
Halloween
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, ...
Married for 50 years
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when ...
Doing it in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband ...
The Funeral
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How ...
Old lady
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local ...
Marriage
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the ...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, ...
Sleep
A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says ...
Happiness
HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be ...
Ray Charles
Why can't Ray Charles see his ...
Married
Sleeping the sleep of the just in his upper berth, the gentleman was awakened by a persistent ...
Wife vs Husband
WIFE VS HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An ...
Married
Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" You haven't asked yet. ...
Old couple getting married
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to ...
Arguement
During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place.
"I ...
The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage
The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage. A couple was celebrating their golden wedding ...
Marriage
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing ...
Married in heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The ...
Widow
Two salesmen are traveling in the country when their car breaks down. The only house around for ...
Blondes
Two blondes were sitting at a table in a club, when a guy invites one of them to dance. She asks ...
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which ...

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