jokes about music

proving that americans don't care about lyrics in a song
nothing says I hate you more than giving someones child a drum set
Singer Sowing machine better Singer than Justin Bieber
I play a little guitar
one directs singer caught at the wrong time
My neighbours listen to good music
old lady playing guitar heavy metal music
Meghan Trainor vs Motrhead singing song with bass
Guitar jokes
Q: How do you make him stop playing? A: Put notes on it! Q: What did the guitar say to the ...
Willie Nelson
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a ...
Music Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? A. The bull has the horns in the front ...
Song
There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up ...
Pink Floyd
The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in a car wreck and all three die. They are standing ...
A newly wed couple
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the ...
No money for a drink
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way. I don't ...
Fart
You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. So every ...
Beethoven Symphonies
Beethoven Symphonies A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he ...
Tickets
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their ...
Ghost
A man comes into a bar, orders a beer and takes out of a bag a tiny piano and a 10 inch high man. ...
Some reasons why the English language is hard to learn...
The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so ...
Defining Teenagers
A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. ...
Scottish Sympathie
Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more ...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip. 9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a ...
Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so ...
Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so ...
Marriage
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a ...
Why English Is Hard To Learn
Why English Is Hard To Learn Youve gotta admit, its a pretty stupid language. Id hate to be a ...
Cowboy
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the ...
Weeweechu
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now, ...
Morning Poem
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird ...
The Blind Salesman
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't ...
Poems
FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One ...
Poem
FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who ...
Weeweechu
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ...
Bragging Sons
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad ...
Fishing Story
I went fishing this weekend, but after a short time I ran out of bait. Then I saw a cotton-mouth ...
Ponderings 1
Ponderings If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 ...
You're stuck between the Baby Boomers and Generations X'ers if...
1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat handle comb in the back pocket was cool. 2. In ...
Top Ten Country Western Songs
Top Ten Country Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never ...
New Drugs for Women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ...
Signs of the 21st Century
-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. -- You have a list of 20 phone ...
Yo Momma part 1
Yo momma's so big, her belly button's got an echo. Yo momma's so big, they had to paint a ...
Even More Quips
With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular ...
Excuse
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting ...
Virginity
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run ...
Diary
DIARY: DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really ...
A Man who lost one of his Arms
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had ...
Christmas
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! Why does Santa have ...
Top 17 Country Songs
Top 17 Country Songs 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss the ...
Ways to spice up a boring Party
Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you ...
Wives
Wives When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David ...
Antartian
An Antartian died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new ...
Survivor Show
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? * 6 men will be dropped on an island with ...
The Nun and Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was ...
Frank who?
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it was going by. He gets into the taxi, ...
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked ...
The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse ...
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let ...
LEXIPHILES
LEXIPHILES A lexiphile is a lover of words, in other words, people who are fascinated by words and ...
Irish Radio
On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" ...
Professors Fun
1.Wear a hood with one eye hole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises. 2.After confirming ...
Medications
new medications for women only

DAMNITOL, Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for ...

English is easy???
You think English is easy??? Read to the end .. . . A new twist 1) The bandage was wound ...
Oxymoron's
A Fine Mess A just war A little big a little pregnant A new classic absolutely unsure ...
Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:
Ponder on these imponderables for a minute: 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him ...
I love you - kids point of view
---Can you say "I love you" any better? What Love means to a group of 4-8 year olds . . Slow down ...
Some things to ponder
Some things to ponder 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2 ...
Pick up Lines
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would ...
Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ...
F*cking
An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one ...
Fast Food Fun
Fast Food Fun Haven't you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or ...
Pizza Fun
100 ways to order a pizza the fun way... 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ...
Cowboy rules
Cowboy rules for: Arizona, Texas , Oklahoma, Colorado , New Mexico , Wyoming , Montana , Utah ...
Riddles
Q. What's white and goes up? A. A confused snowflake! Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be? ...
Glorious Insults
These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great ...
Over 50
When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all ...
WD-40
I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that ...
If you are 30 or older...
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to ...
You may find this helpful around the house/garage....
You may find this helpful around the house/garage.... DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful ...
You might be an engineer if...
You might be an engineer if... You and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the ...
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