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Jokes about nurse
jokes about nurse
New nurse A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse ... Nurse A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous ... WOMANS YEARLY EXAM WOMANS YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with ... Life in a mental hospital Life in a mental hospital
A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a ... Small penis 'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never ... Prostate Exam...Thai Style... After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health ... Nurse A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to ... Private Part An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and ... Wong Su Wong marries Lee Wong.
The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a ... My Private Part An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to ... Old man Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 ... Babies Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ... Four expectant fathers Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ... The Saw Mill Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day Bill slips and his arm gets ... Nurse One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a ... Marry Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of ... Spaghetti A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not ... Labor A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse ... Blood Type A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood ... Older Folks 4. Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as ... Magician A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his ... Sunburn A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to ... Top Ten Inspirational Sayings We'd Like to See at the Nurse's Station 10. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who ... The Consultations A beautiful girl is about to undergo a minor operation.
She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with ... Plastic Surgeon A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size ... New Age Confucius This is definitely a NEW AGE Confucius !
Man who wants pretty nurse, ... Confucius Say Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing ... Confucius Say Some old and new ones:
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like ... The Love Story of Ralph and Edna THE LOVE STORY OF RALPH & EDNA
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, ... Games to play when we're older Games to play when we're older:
1. Sag, you're it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted ... A smile or two 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from ... Creative puns for smart minds Creative puns for smart minds
1. The roundest knight at King Arthurs Round Table was Sir ... Kid's Stories Kid's Stories
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly ...