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clothed for men naked for women and vice verse
truck moosejaw driver carries less than 50 dollars and is fully naked
4 naked chicks in a hot tub
Someone posing for a birthday picture
Naked Bikers
Hello, Help! "Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two ...
Taxi
A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The ...
Retirement is different for everyone..
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ...
Moths
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back ...
Turn ons
Wife gets naked & asks hubby,'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks ...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: ...
Female Comebacks!
Female Comebacks! Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's ...
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked ...
Victoria's Secret
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown ...
Naked
A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her ...
Quote
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't ...
Two Lawyers
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the ...
Old Couple
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, ...
Horny Parrot
A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his ...
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.. He had a large pond in the ...
Sunbath
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting ...
An elderly man in North Carolina
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in ...
How
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell ...
A nun and a priest
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they ...
Captured Cowboy
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief ...
Prostate Exam...Thai Style...
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health ...
Late again
"Late again!!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault this time, ...
Wine
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie ...
Great Female Comebacks
Great Female Comebacks Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at ...
Blind man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior ...
Pest Control
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon ...
The Inspector
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One ...
Benefits of Being Female
-- We can get a day off from male bosses just by hinting at "female trouble." -- When we buy a ...
Married for 50 years
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when ...
Pastors Business Card
Pastors Business Card A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house ...
A thought...
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, ...
The Consultations
A beautiful girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with ...
Margaret and Beth
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing Some on sale, he bought them and ...
Three women
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS ...
Two Married Buddies
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I ...
Two little old ladies
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show ...
Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are from Austin, Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic ...
Dumb Florida Laws
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law ...
5 minute management course 1
5 minute management course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is ...
The Biker
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees ...
Great diet and more
"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything youwant, but you must eat it with naked fat ...
Having an Affair
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after ...
Old Pond
An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge man-made pond out back with a ...
Old Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking ...
The Nun and Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was ...
A Family of Three
A family of three, during the late 1800's resided a few miles from a small prairie town. ...
Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking ...
Ethel the Speed Demon
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking ...
Circus
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older ...
Circus
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, old ...
Execution
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last ...
Nag, Nag, Nag
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last ...
An attorney
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution ...
Medications
new medications for women only

DAMNITOL, Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for ...

Nudist
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and ...
Aphorisms
It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. You are not drunk if you can lie ...
Why I fired my Secretary
Why I fired my Secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that ...
Things To Think About
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three ...
How To Shower Like a Woman/Man
How To Shower Like a Woman/Man How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it ...
You might be a college student if . .
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live ...
Calling in Sick
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always ...
Fast Food Fun
Fast Food Fun Haven't you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or ...
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
The Philosophy of Ambiguity FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE ...
The Way Children See Things!
The Way Children See Things! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm ...
The things kids say !!
The things kids say !! 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm ...
True(?)-Weird News stories
True(?)-Weird News stories 1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an ...
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