jokes about blonds

dog shitting crap posing blonde lady
blonde with licence place upside down
Blondes falling on running competition
A blonde cheerleader holding her sign upside down
thinks Im a parrot
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your ...
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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. Q: What do you call ...
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, ...
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES? A: They take off their makeup. ...
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: Why do blondes drive ...
Blond Job
A blond walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few ...
Two blondes fishing
Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's ...
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Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get ...
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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She ...
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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: ...
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. What do you ...
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What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change. Why do blondes ...
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What is the ugly blonde's mating call? "I said, 'I'm so drunk!'" What's the first thing a ...
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. How do you get a one-armed blonde out ...
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Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it ...
Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, " ...
Blonde TV
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The ...
Head & Shoulders
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and ...
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. ...
Blond
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
Blonde
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd ...
Blond
Q: Why did the blond tip toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping ...
Blond in tree
Q: How do you get a blonde out ...
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: Why did the blonde ...
A Blonde
Guy is in a bar and strikes up a conversation with a dumb blond. "I'm curious, do you smoke after ...
Smart Blond
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she ...
Two Blondes
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang ...
A blond and a redhead
A blond and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and ...
Blondes and Brunettes
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a ...
Florida or the Moon
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, " ...
Seagull
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking Along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps ...
Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
A husband and his blonde wife
A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along. ...
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I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to ...
Scared blond woman
A blond takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The ...
Blonde detective
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Lawyers and Blondes
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he ...
Blonde movie
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see ...
Blonds with Pigs
One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. ...
Blond
A blond woman desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the ...
A blonde Paintjob
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all ...
Going to Chicago
There was a blond that sat down in first class of an airplane going to Chicago. A stewardess came ...
Silly Blond
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time ...
Golf Ball
A blond golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what ...
The Moon
Two blondes are sitting in New York talking. Says the one "Which is the furthest Los Angeles or the ...
Blond at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she ...
Blonde
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today ...
Blondes
Two blondes were sitting at a table in a club, when a guy invites one of them to dance. She asks ...
Blond
There was a blond who was tired of all the blond jokes going around and decided to dye her hair ...
Three Blondes - Texas Highway Patrol
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Brunettes
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde ...
Alligator Shoes
A blond was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, ...
Blonde
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'l take to fly from San ...
Blonde
What are the blonde's first words after 4 ...
Thermos
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by ...
Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a ...
Two Blondes
Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into ...
Blond
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. ...
Blonde t-shirt
A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing a ' ...
Interview
Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The ...
Suicide Attempt
Did you hear about the blond who tried to ...
Blonds
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? ...
Town
Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started ...
Blonde joke
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
Backseat
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she ...
The Blonde and the Cow
A blond city girl named Diana marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check ...
Bad joke
PART 1: Bad joke; What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? || || || \ / \/ ...
Blonde Speeding
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
Empty Beer Cans
Why did the blond have empty beer cans in ...
River Walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite ...
Breast stroke
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the ...
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her ...
Barking Dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
A blonde
A blonde sitting on a bar stool in a dress leaned over the bar and told the bartender. I am not ...
A blonde drivers licence
A blonde was driving down the interstate when she was stopped by the police. The officer casually ...
Bodybuilder and the Blonde
A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and ...
Directions
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...
Blonde Teenager
A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told ...
Economics of Divorce
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap ...
Rectum deodorant
A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, ...
Different degrees of blondeness
Different degrees of blondeness FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang ...
Two Blondes With Hammers
Two Blondes With Hammers... Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentery work on a Habitat for ...
The Blond's Last Ride
This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a ...
Jump or Not?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
A Travel Agency (blonde joke)
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she ...
Blonde and Car
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and ...
Bus stop
Two blonde ladies at a bus stop: The first asks: "Which bus will you take?" The second says "the ...
Swim
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette ...
First class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...
Jump
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the ...
Desert
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep ...
X-mas stamps
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, " ...
Grasshopper
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs ...
Tracks
Three blondes are on a nature hike. The first says "Look, rabbit tracks!" The second replies "No.. ...
Turn back your car odometer
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a ...
To rob a Bank
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their ...
The Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
Hailstorm
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was ...
Rolling the Dice
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and ...
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