jokes about blonds

thinks Im a parrot
A blonde cheerleader holding her sign upside down
Blondes falling on running competition
blonde with licence place upside down
dog shitting crap posing blonde lady
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your ...
Blond Job
A blond walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few ...
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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. Q: What do you call ...
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, ...
Blond
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
Smart Blond
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she ...
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES? A: They take off their makeup. ...
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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: ...
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: Why do blondes drive ...
Blond in tree
Q: How do you get a blonde out ...
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's ...
Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, " ...
A Blonde
Guy is in a bar and strikes up a conversation with a dumb blond. "I'm curious, do you smoke after ...
Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
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Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it ...
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. How do you get a one-armed blonde out ...
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Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get ...
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What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change. Why do blondes ...
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What is the ugly blonde's mating call? "I said, 'I'm so drunk!'" What's the first thing a ...
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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She ...
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. ...
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. What do you ...
Blonde TV
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The ...
A husband and his blonde wife
A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along. ...
Seagull
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking Along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps ...
Lawyers and Blondes
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he ...
Blonde
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'l take to fly from San ...
Blonde
What are the blonde's first words after 4 ...
Blond
Q: Why did the blond tip toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping ...
Blonde t-shirt
A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing a ' ...
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I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to ...
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: Why did the blonde ...
Florida or the Moon
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, " ...
Blonde
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today ...
A blond and a redhead
A blond and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and ...
Blonde joke
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
Two blondes fishing
Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
IDK
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: ...
Backseat
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she ...
Blonde
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd ...
Head & Shoulders
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and ...
Silly Blond
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time ...
Scared blond woman
A blond takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The ...
Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a ...
Blonde Speeding
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
River Walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite ...
Breast stroke
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the ...
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her ...
Blond
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. ...
Thermos
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by ...
Barking Dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
Blond at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she ...
A blonde
A blonde sitting on a bar stool in a dress leaned over the bar and told the bartender. I am not ...
A blonde drivers licence
A blonde was driving down the interstate when she was stopped by the police. The officer casually ...
Bodybuilder and the Blonde
A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and ...
Blond
A blond woman desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the ...
Directions
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...
Blonde detective
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Blonde Teenager
A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told ...
A blonde Paintjob
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all ...
Rectum deodorant
A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, ...
Blonde movie
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see ...
Going to Chicago
There was a blond that sat down in first class of an airplane going to Chicago. A stewardess came ...
Brunettes
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde ...
Two Blondes
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang ...
Jump or Not?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
A Travel Agency (blonde joke)
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she ...
Blonde and Car
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and ...
Bus stop
Two blonde ladies at a bus stop: The first asks: "Which bus will you take?" The second says "the ...
Swim
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette ...
First class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...
Golf Ball
A blond golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what ...
Jump
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the ...
Desert
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep ...
X-mas stamps
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, " ...
Grasshopper
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs ...
Turn back your car odometer
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a ...
To rob a Bank
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their ...
The Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
Hailstorm
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was ...
Three Blondes - Texas Highway Patrol
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Blonds with Pigs
One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. ...
Blond
There was a blond who was tired of all the blond jokes going around and decided to dye her hair ...
Speeding
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the ...
The Blonde and the Cow
A blond city girl named Diana marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check ...
Interview
Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The ...
Baby
A blonde calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains ...
Alligator Shoes
A blond was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, ...
Two Blondes
Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into ...
Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was ...
Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she ...
How Blonde Is She???
How Blonde Is She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * ...
Windows
A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company's technical support. ...
Keys
This beautiful blonde walks up to an officer and says, “Can you help me? I’ve locked my keys in ...
A blonde city girl
A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, ...
A blonde Lady Motorist
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose ...
Blonde suicide
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. ' ...
The Moon
Two blondes are sitting in New York talking. Says the one "Which is the furthest Los Angeles or the ...
Burned Blonde
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. "Sit down and tell ...
Blondes and Brunettes
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a ...

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