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Q: How does a vampire enter his house?
A: Through the bat flap!

Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: Every night he turns into a bat!

Q: What do you call a little bat?
A: A battle!

Q: What is the best way to hold a bat?
A: By its handle!

Q: Why are vampire bats like false teeth?
A: They all come out at night!

Q: What animal is best at cricket?
A: 
A bat!

Q: What animal is best at baseball?
A: 
A bat!

Q: What do little witches like to play at school?
A: 
Bat’s cradle!

Q: What do bats do at night?
A: 
Aerobatics!

Q: What did one bat say to another?
A: 
Let’s hang around together!

Q: What did the baby mouse say when he saw a bat for the first time?
A: 
Mummy, I’ve just seen an angel.

Q: First bat: Fancy going out for a bite tonight?
A: Second bat: No. I think I’ll just hang around.

Q: What did a mommy bat say to her naughty son?
A: 
You bat boy!

Q: What is the first thing that bats learn at school?
A: 
The alphabat.

Q: Who won the race between a cat and a bat?
A: Bat always comes before cat in the dictionary!

Q: What is the first thing that bats learn at school?
A: The alphabat.

Q: What do you call a bat in a belfry?
A: 
A dingbat.

Q: Who were the original transformers?
A: Vampire bats!

Q: How do bats fly without bumping into anything?
A: They use their wing mirrors!

Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes!

Q: What happens when two vampire bats meet?
A: It was love at first bite!

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath!

Q: What did the bat say to the vampire?
A: You suck!

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