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Ever Wonder?

-Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?