The drunk

A drunk, passed out in the middle of town, was picked up by the cops. After sobering up, the cops asked his name, he replied "John Fuckinower" . Not believing him, they asked where he worked. He said "the mill on 3rd street". They called, when someone answered, the cop asked "Do you have a 'Fuckinower' over there?" The guy replied "Hell no, we're lucky we get a 20 minute coffee break!"