Red Ears

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears. <br> She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." <br> "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to the other ear?" <br> "The son of a bitch called back!"