Texan Farmer

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. <br> The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." <br> Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." <br> The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" <br> The Aussie, fed up with the Texan's bragging replies with an incredulous look, "What, don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"