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Headstone

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" <br>"Yeah?!" she replies."When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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