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Men Politically

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: <ol> <li>He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. <li>He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. <li>He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. <li>He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. <li>He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS <li>He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. <li>He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. <li>He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. <li>He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. </ol>
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