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	var title = "Crazy people talk";
	var joke = "A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient\'s room. <br />\r\nHe found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. <br />\r\nPatient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. <br />\r\nThe doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, \"Can\'t you see I\'m sawing this piece of wood in half?\" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, \"Oh. He\'s my friend, but he\'s a little crazy. He thinks he\'s a lightbulb.\" <br />\r\nThe doctor looks up and notices Patient #2\'s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, \"If he\'s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself\" Patient #1 replies, \"What? And work in the dark?\"";
	
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