Buying a Horse

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm 'I'd like to buy a horth' he says 'What sort of horse?', said the owner 'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare. 'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?" owner picks him up shows the eyes. 'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' owner picks him up shows the teeth. 'Nith teeth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?' the owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina,pulls him out.The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that... 'Can I see her wun awound?'

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