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Sux

A cucumber, pickle and penis were talking. Cucumber says, "my life sux so bad when I get big, fat and juicy they cut me up and stick me on salad. Pickle says, "they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me and stick me in a jar. Penis says, "when I get big, fat and juicy they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up all over myself and pass out.

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