A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says
'What sort of horse?', said the owner
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?"
owner picks him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
owner picks him up shows the teeth.
'Nith teeth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'
the owner picks him up and shoves his head deep
inside the horses vagina,pulls him out.The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that... 'Can I see her wun awound?'