jokes about sports

Sometimes I do dangerous sports
Brexit Volume 2 #england #iceland #soccer
why cant orphans play baseball #home
a perfectly timed picture of a fishing dog
What happens when top officials get arrested #fifa #football #soccer
rules dont apply to the king apparently #fishing
What can we expect for the World Cup
Golf now its a sport!
moses cheating with fishing
baseball bat slipping into audience
girl playing tennis cat shadow
Gay NFL Player
Did you hear about the gay NFL player? He was drafted as a tight end, but he retired as a wide ...
Soccer
Why is women’s soccer so rare? It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same ...
Sports Quotes
Funny but Dumb Quotes From the World of Sports "I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?" ...
Fishing
Did you hear the one about the girl who went out fishing with 7 guys? .....She came back with ...
The game
The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game ...
Fishing in the Jungle
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any ...
Ways to spice up a boring Party
Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you ...
Fishing?
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. ...
Tennis
I am terrible at tennis but my serve is really hard. The result of which is that balls go over the ...
Baseball
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is ...
(Stupid) Sports Quotes
These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum ...
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN: 1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world. 2. You can ...
Football
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the ...
Fishing
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I need to go ...
Reasons Why Women Are Like Soccer Pitches
Reasons Why Women Are Like Soccer Pitches 1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards ...
Dear Tech Support:
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the ...
Fishing
Fishing Trip Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. ...
Football FINALLY makes sense.........
Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football ...
Why athletes cannot hold real jobs
Why athletes cannot hold real jobs New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the ...
Fishing Story
I went fishing this weekend, but after a short time I ran out of bait. Then I saw a cotton-mouth ...
Fishing
For all you fishermen out there.... Why do ...
Two blondes fishing
Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
Little Boy
A little boy knocks at the door and tells the owner that something of his had found its way into ...
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the ...
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the ...
Baseball in Heaven
Two ninety-year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is ...
Bed Football
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" ...
OLD
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just ...
Women who read
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at ...
Football
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind ...
Math
The maths teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and ...
Blonde joke
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
Football blonde
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the ...
Snowboarding Lessons
When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you' ...
Pretty Pussy
John gets home from work one day and finds his pretty blonde wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" ...
Fishing
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks ...
Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points. ...
Buy a Car
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 ...
A young guy from Missouri
A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under the roof department ...
Black belt degrees
Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank ...
Friends
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during ...
Counseling - Southern Style
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing Tobacco and drinking beer when ...
80
Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’ ...
Could have been
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by ...
Math
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: " ...
Train
A lady complained to the builder of the house and told him that whenever a train passes by in the ...
Dark in here, isn't it?
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son ...
Rhode Island Crazy Law
It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. ...
Jump!
Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump ...
Wal-Mart
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I ...
9 months later!!!
9 months later!!! Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's ...
Glasgow Rangers
Glasgow Rangers manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Football and is suitably ...
Animal Games
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half ...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, ...
These jokes are Bat!
Q: How does a vampire enter his house? A: Through the bat flap! Q: How can you tell a vampire ...
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a ...
Eight Words with two Meanings
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.. Female....... Any part under a car's ...
An Englishman and a Scotsman
An Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a ...
A Blonde's Year in Review
A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. ...
Blonde Speeding
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
Hell
Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. ...
Baby sitting
A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime ...
Installing Husband 1.0
Installing Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband ...
Men and Women
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have ...
Perfect Dave
Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, ...
Confucius Says
Confucius Says; Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run ...
Ice Cream
A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad. Mom : "Dinner is going to ...
Babies
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
Old Joe
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get ...
Three Guys
Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat. ...
Scottish
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base ...
Four expectant fathers
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
Sue Companies
Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin ...
Jump or Not?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
Words of Wisdom from Kids
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I ...
Drunk Driver
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine ...
Jump
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the ...
English language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it ...
Coach
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and sked, ...
Jezus
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and ...
Survivor Show
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? * 6 men will be dropped on an island with ...
My Dear Wife
FAX: To My Dear Wife, "You will surely understand that I have certain needs that being with a 54- ...
Sheldon Cohen
A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a downpour and somehow manages to get a ...
My Generation vs. Your Generation
A very self-important university freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to ...
Irish Radio
On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" ...
Striptease
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Billy Bob ...
More blondes 11
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your ...
Things Not To Say During Childbirth....
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you ...
More blondes 15
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. ...
You really do stink
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the ...
To My Dear Wife
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: 'To My ...
Virginity
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run ...
Children Writing About The Sea
Children Writing About The Sea: 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. ( ...
Why a beer is better than a woman
Why a beer is better than a woman You can enjoy a beer all month long Beer stains wash out ...
Having Boys
HAVING BOYS NOTE: Do not attempt No.8 indoors! a) For those with no children - this is ...
Dad will never say
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we' ...
Frank who?
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it was going by. He gets into the taxi, ...
A little old lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in ...
Technological Doctor
Technological Doctor One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I ...
The Balloonist
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing ...

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