jokes about nationalities
- British
- Being British means driving your German car to an Irish pub to have a Belgian beer, then grabbing ...
- Group
- An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several ...
- Elephant
- What's the difference between an African ...
- Heaven vs. Hell
- One night, God visits a preacher.
The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?"
God ...
- Cultural Difference? Japanese Wisdom?
- Cultural Difference? Japanese Wisdom?
An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one ...
- Elephant
- How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant. ...
- An Australian
- An Australian, over here for the crickets, is offered a 'good time' by a delectable young lady ...
- Doors
- An American, a Japanese man, and a Cuban are all at Home Depot
— shopping in the millwork and ...
- Heaven and Hell
- Heaven is Where:
the Police are British, the Chefs are Italian, the Mechanics are German, the ...
- Why it's important to understand English
- Why it's important to understand English
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, ...
- Political Science for Dummies
- Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You ...
- Indian
- One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son ...
- Banking humour
- I had a bunch of American dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at ...
- Salesman
- A salesman is driving toward home in northern Ontario when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on ...
- Irish
- What is the difference between an Irish ...
- Australian Cooking
- I watched an Australian cooking show and everyone cheered when the chef made a meringue.
Seemed ...
- Race
- An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...
- Hoshimota
- An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this ...
- Paris
- An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the ...
- Indian
- An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse."
"That's an ...
- Japanese Camera
- Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a ...
- An oriental Couple
- An oriental couple, who owned a chinese restaurant, were fast asleep, when all of a sudden the wife ...
- German Food
- What did the critic think of German ...
- Texan Farmer
- A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.
...
- Two Woodpeckers
- A Hawaiian Woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest ...
- French Food
- Q. Why do the French like to eat snails ...
- Irish Men
- Two Irish men walk out of a ...
- Irish
- My mother was 80% ...
- French
- As an English person there's one thing I love ...
- Angry French Sister
- What do you call your mom's ...
- TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN
- TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN:
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- Woodpeckers
- A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the ...
- An Irish man
- An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck ...
- Memory
- It was rumored that a particular Native American had a fantastic memory. Hundreds of people asked ...
- Fluctuations
- I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was ...
- German
- A german tourist jumped in de freezing water to save my precious little dog, after he climbed out ...
- Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention
- A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most ...
- Campaign Ads
- Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy -- if American democracy suffered a gigantic ...
- Irish Wedding Reception
- At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled:
"Would all the married men please stand next tot the ...
- Rude American
- The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well- ...
- Texan Engineer
- A very loud Texan Engineer was visiting Australia, and talking big about all of the large civil ...
- Irish
- So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them ...
- Japan
- How do you say, "sup dawg", ...
- Jezus
- An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee shop and sees Jesus sitting in the corner ...
- Vegetarian
- Vegetarian is an old Indian word. ...
- Irish Timespending
- Two old Irish guys are talking. One asks the other what he likes to do.
The other replies," My ...
- TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
- TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH:
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking ...
- Chicken
- What does a Japanese chicken ...
- Waitress
- A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three ...
- Bonsai
- A wise old Japanese gardener asked me what I ...
- French Maid
- A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He ...
- Fear
- I seem to be developing an irrational ...
- The Sun
- A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
- Dane and Irish
- A Dane and an Irish man are at the beach in Waikiki
All day the girls are hanging next to the ...
- Wrong
- The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the ...
- A Chief Samurai
- Back in the olden days when Samurai were important, there was a powerful Japanese Emperor who ...
- An Irish Priest
- An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The ...
- A seal visits a local bar
- A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's ...
- Who's The Father?
- A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As it made its appearance it was dark ...
- Trademark
- what did the french trademark ...
- Death
- I once thanked a French man to death.
...
- Christmas Jokes 3
- 11. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
12. How do you help ...
- Irish Virginity Test Kit
- Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he ...
- Snails
- Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so ...
- Dog IQ
- A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s ...
- Chicken Blood
- Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may ...
- The History of the Middle Finger
- The History of the Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now ...
- The German
- A couple were walking their dog along the beach, the dog was having a great time running into the ...
- Flag
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the ...
- Games
- I asked my French friend if she likes to ...
- Cannibals
- A Frenchman, an Englishman, and an American are captured by cannibals.
As they are awaiting their ...
- Dancing
- Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?”
Little Johnny: “My guess is a big ...
- Tenor fact
- Soviet tenor, Victor Ivanovich Nikitin, had such a captivating voice that as he sung to his Soviet ...
- Restaurant
- I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant
And call it "Tapas the ...
- An Irish Point of View on the Election race..
- An Irish Point of View on the Election race..
We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are ...
- Irish
- How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a ...
- Chief Samurai
- An emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new
chief samurai warrior. Only three applied for ...
- Car Names
- BMW
Bavarian Manure Wagon
SATURN
Sorry about that unusual rattling noise
FIAT
Feeble ...
- Words
- If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.
And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker ...
- WWI
- Jim and Jack are on sentry duty in World War I.
Jim says, "You know how we're on a bonus of a ...
- Juggler
- An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do ...
- Golf
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...
- Pretzel
- Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the ...
- Pub
- A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear ...
- A Moose
- A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada, both liked to hunt. They were ...
- Even More Christmas Jokes
- 11. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
12. How do you help ...
- Panda
- A panda walks into a bar, sits down and order a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and ...
- Irish
- Paddy and Murphy went to a bar and got drunk.
Paddy: Your glass is empty. Do you want another one?
...
- Home owners
- What’s more American than owning ...
- Crowded Train
- London,
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an ...
- Tongue Twisters
- Weve all at one time or another given our best try at tongue twisters, have a look through this ...
- Girls
- A young man is with his friend in a bar, when he notices two attractive girls looking at him.
As ...
- The Barmaid
- An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jenny (the ...
- Holidaying on the Australian Coast
- A bloke's wife went missing while holidaying on the Australian coast.He spent a terrible night ...
- Texas
- Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were hardly speaking to each ...
- Nine Is Enough
- Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest.
He ...
- Irish Priest Humor
- An Irish priest is transferred to Texas . Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring ...
- At the Bar
- A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. ...
- Texas
- A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American ...
- Questions?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around ...
