jokes about love

Lays Couch taste, Your dog will love it
Set them free #dog
this is what true love really looks like #pizza
I would love to have this soup!
I love long romantic walks #fridge
I love Santa Missspelled
I love you
promote what you love
This summarizes my love life
we love kids sign at the mall
one day I think I love something
dog pig bacon
I love 69 tag sold out
love you with all my boobs bigger than heart
Dating
When Magnesium and Oxygen ...
Dating
Dating in your 30's is like registering a domain name...The good ones are all taken. But you can ...
Driving and Dating
What do driving and dating have in common? Both end up with you being chased by the police if ...
In Love
Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in ...
Favorite Hashtags on Dating
#GeekPickupLines: My name’s 
Microsoft … can I crash at your place tonight? @ ...
Love
Ah! Yes, love is blind, and ...
Love
To prove his love for her, he swam the deepest river, crossed the widest desert and climbed the ...
Son vs Dad
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $ ...
Sad Love Stories
Math tells us three of the saddest love stories: 1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and ...
Make Love?
He'd shown her his etchings and just about everything else of interest in his apartment, and as ...
Love Lines?
Love Lines? I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses ...
Married
Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" You haven't asked yet. ...
Love
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you ...
If Men Ruled the World... Dating
-- Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. -- If your girlfriend really ...
Rich Boy's nose cut
A rich but spoilt boy fell in love with a girl and showered her with gifts though she didn't ...
Love and Marriage
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth Ashley Many a ...
The Love Story of Ralph and Edna
THE LOVE STORY OF RALPH & EDNA Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, ...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's ...
I love you - kids point of view
---Can you say "I love you" any better? What Love means to a group of 4-8 year olds . . Slow down ...
Birthday present
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been ...
Atennas
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the ...
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked ...
A Blonde
Guy is in a bar and strikes up a conversation with a dumb blond. "I'm curious, do you smoke after ...
French
As an English person there's one thing I love ...
Not so Nice
It’s amazing you love nature so ...
Happy Couple
Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet ...
Friends
Having trouble making friends? Just tell a girl you love her and her first reaction is to say lets ...
Doing the Sixty-Eight
While making love, he says: - Darling, let's do 68! - 68??? What's that? - You do it to me and I' ...
Copper Wire
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire ...
Garden of Living
FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING, PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS : 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace ...
Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a ...
Hell
one day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he's wallowing in despair, he has his first ...
Wedding
GONNA WATCH MY WEDDING VIDEO LATER ON....BACKWARDS! COZ I LOVE THE END BIT WHERE SHE TAKES THE ...
Good, Bad and Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago. ...
Love
I was talking to my friend Joe the other day and he said "Do you know, I've loved the same woman ...
Italian Tomato Garden
Italian Tomato Garden: An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his ...
Jog
Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“ Wife: “Hahaha, ...
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let ...
Married
A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even ...
The true meaning of male statements
Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ...
Mariah Carey
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I ...
A newly wed Couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, ...
Happiness
HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be ...
A prayer
A woman's prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; ...

Wine
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of 
the blue, the wife says, “ ...
Brother
Be the kind of man that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, He's up!" ...
A good way to start the day
A good way to start the day Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in ...
Biggest Lies
The check is in the mail. I'll respect you in the morning. I'm from your government, and I am ...
Instructions for Life in the new millennium from the Dalai Lama
Instructions for Life in the new millennium from the Dalai Lama: 1. Take into account that great ...
Spinster
Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and ...
Dear grandson
Dear Grand-son, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you ...
Valentine's Day Cards
These rejected Valentine's Day cards somehow never made it to store shelves, I wonder why? I ...
Arguement
During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place.
"I ...
GRANDMA as a Senior Driver
GRANDMA as a Senior Driver The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a ' ...
You finish?
A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to ...
A robin
As I awoke this morning, as all sweet things are born A robin perched upon my sill, the sign of a ...
Thai bride
An old man is just back from Thailand with his new Thai bride. Lying in bed,his new bride is ...
French Maid
A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He ...
Apple
A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl. Doctor used to give her a rose daily and engineer ...
Glasgow Rangers
Glasgow Rangers manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Football and is suitably ...
Diary
1. HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to ...
Bumper stickers
I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. " ...
Southern Women
The owner of a golf course in North Carolina was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided ...
Dog Talk
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good- ...
Devil
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " ...
Valentine Cards
A young guy walks into a post office and sees a middle–aged, balding man standing at the counter ...
Fans
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his ...
Trivial Pursuit
A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is. "My life is awful," ...
40th Wedding Anniversary
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their ...
Husband and wife
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as ...
A beautiful Woman
A man walked into a bar. There, he saw a beautiful, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. ...
Little Johnny and Jenny
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day ...
You Do The Math...
You Do The Math... ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb ...
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for ...
Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, ...
Old Friends
A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner. His buddy preceded every request ...
Weeweechu
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now, ...
Ten things that sound dirty at Christmas, but arent
Ten things that sound dirty at Christmas, but arent 10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I ...
Religious Humor
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were ...
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to " ...
The Top 10 Santa Pick-Up Lines
The Top 10 Santa Pick-Up Lines 10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly." 9. "I ...
Old Woman
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror ...
This Guy Knows Math
This Guy Knows Math I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut ...
Lesbian
One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking and I asked her did she ever ...
Missing
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a ...
Cherokee
An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to ...
Ode to the Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle And never cruel or mean. He has a perfect smile And is always neat and ...
Almonds
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway,when a little old lady taps him ...
Falling Rocks
The old Indian chief called for the two bravest warriors in the tribe. "Running Buffalo, Falling ...
Three dead bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner ...
Senior Bus
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his ...
Pink Floyd
The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in a car wreck and all three die. They are standing ...
Dead Lawyer
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, ...
Older Folks 3.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table ...
Jack
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not ...
The North and South
The North and South The North has Bloomingdale's, the South has Dollar General. The North ...
The five simple Rules to be Happy
This 102 year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o' ...
Anniversary
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you ...
The wife
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive ...
Weeweechu
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ...

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